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Drop it in the plate. Smartt was fumbling in her purse for her offering when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the aisle. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. After the meeting the chair of council told the pastor: I have just created a hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.
Just try to remember that what we see before us is only the husk, the shell of your dear husband—the nut has gone to heaven.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the sanctuary for the announced meeting. But there was a stranger in their midst — a visitor who had never attended their church before.
After worship the next Sunday morning, Sven greeted Pastor Larson warmly. I prayed that God would grant us both peaceful hearts and a fresh start.
The congregation filed up to the altar rail, and the child watched in confusion as her grandparents received a wafer and small plastic cup of wine. Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr. Ten minutes later he came out, walking upright and moving with grace and speed.
After bitter arguments and many nights of lost sleep, he decided to leave the congregation to take a job as a prison chaplain. He preached his last sermon at the church on John He was met at the Pearly Gates by St.
Peter who led him down the golden streets. They passed stately homes and beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a rundown cabin. The man asked St.
Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions he could live in.
It finally stopped raining as they rounded the corner, where to their surprise and delight appeared a vivid double rainbow in the sky. Sure enough, the older woman who answered, angrily demanded that he leave once she figured out why he was there and slammed the door.
Once again it bounced back open. One more time she slammed the door. One more time it bounced open again. Moses goes down, parts the lake and retrieves the ball. God is talking to one of his angels. They head out, find a nice spot, cut a hole in the ice, and stick in their poles.
They get up and find another spot on the ice, cut a hole, and stick in their poles with great hopes of fresh Walleye. So, they gather up their equipment, choose another promising spot on the ice, cut a hole, and stick in their poles.
As he preached, he drank until the pitcher was completely empty. On the way out, someone asked the elder matriarch what she thought of the new pastor.
When the rest of the family returned home, they were carrying palm fronds. Annie asked them what they were for. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. The good pastor took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to the church building to avoid his favorite bakery.
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